"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"
Internet Warriors Gifts
Looking for a gift for your internet warrior? Our collection brings humor and personality to their digital lifestyle. From mugs to t-shirts, find clever designs that honor their online dedication and serve as daily reminders of their internet mastery.
"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."
"Everything I have to say about politics, pal, I say on the internet."
Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.
401 Error
The Marshall and his deputy form a human barrier against the stpread of unlimited socialist internet service providers.
Lynching on social media
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
'Not that net!'
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
Second lifeReal life.
"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"
Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.
"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."
"Hack back with all you've got!"
Internet Cafe.
How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Kevin had a computer virus.
Censorship.
'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'
'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'
Weapons of War Through the Ages.
'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'
"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"
'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'
"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."
Spam.
"...and how often do you feel monkas?"
"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."
Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!
Computer virus
"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."
"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
Internet Warriors Gifts Collection
Internet Warriors Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for internet warriors—humorous and stylish designs that make every coffee break a celebration of their digital skills.
Internet Warriors Pillows
Bring humor and comfort with our pillows for internet warriors—cozy accessories with clever sayings that celebrate their love for the digital world.
Internet Warriors Prints
Add some digital humor to your decor with our prints—quirky and clever designs that honor the internet warrior’s passion with visual wit.
Internet Warriors T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your internet warrior—fun, witty, and perfect for showcasing their online passion in style and comfort.