Cyberspace Warrior Gifts

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"We need to know it's really you. Select all the boxes that contain your social security number."

Hate Platforms

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Disease Management

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Covid Variants

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Binary Man

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Coronavirus

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Chasing Covid Variants

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Cyberwarfare

Spam.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."