Cyber Surfing Warrior Gifts

"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

Hate Platforms

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Trick or Tweet

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Binary Man

Internet Cafe.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Cyber Dream

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Kevin had a computer virus.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Websiteless -- please help.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Spam.

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

Computer virus

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."