Ironic Internet Surfer Gifts

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Cyber Dream

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

'Website still under construction'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

How do they know me so well?

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

A beach has meters.

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

"Serf's up"