Surfer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

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"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Serf's up"

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

Farmer Golf

'I'm going to give you a prescription for your walking pneumonia...Take one pill every three miles.'

Surfing the Brown Water.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

Tide-l Wave.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

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Shark-bite.

'The garnish was really good, but these biscuits are rather tasteless...'