Surfer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

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"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"Serf's up"

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Pete Carroll

'I'm going to give you a prescription for your walking pneumonia...Take one pill every three miles.'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

Farmer Golf

Surfing the Brown Water.

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

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And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

Tide-l Wave.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."