Surfboard Comedian Gifts

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Scene on the English coast.

'I think its being tapped.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Serf's up"

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

Fisherman catches a mine.

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Fish's Revenge.

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

Octopus Manicure.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"