Humor Surfer Gifts

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Moses on the web

Surfing the daily stress

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Card shark

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Hole in forty-seven.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'You beached again, didn't you?'

Surfer and the Whale

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

"Hey, catch me a wave."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

Surf and turf.

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Shark Valentines