Surfing Humorist Gifts

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Tide-l Wave.

"I like the way they come on their own serving trays."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Scene on the English coast.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Fish Farm.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Many clowns in rowboat

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'