Surfing Gear Humorist Gifts

Shark-bite.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Many clowns in rowboat

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'Help.'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Serf's up"

Fisherman catches a mine.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

A yacht being followed by sharks.

Fish Eye Tests.

Surfing the Brown Water.

I can't stand it when they double park!

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?'

Sardine Funeral.