Beachwear Humorist Gifts

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I think its being tapped.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Thong World.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Tsunami Selfie

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'There goes Tokyo.'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

Dead mermaid

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'You! Shame on you!'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'