Beach Humorist Gifts

"This is not what I had in mind when you said you'd take me whale-watching."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I think its being tapped.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

Scene on the English coast.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Why do men wear long short pants?

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Tsunami Selfie

'Old fart and the sea'

Fisherman catches a mine.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'A working vacation, your honor?'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'There goes Tokyo.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

I can't stand it when they double park!

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside