Beach Day Humorist Gifts

'There goes Tokyo.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Scene on the English coast.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Lost a sandal?

Tsunami Selfie

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Toast with tanlines

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Dead mermaid

New Season's Bathing Machines

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!