Beach Day Comedian Gifts

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

No petting in the pool!

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Lost a sandal?

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Tsunami Selfie

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'There goes Tokyo.'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'What a RIP-off!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

Dead mermaid

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'