Beach Comedians Gifts

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

'Look at those waves.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

His and Hernia's towels.

Death Takes A Time-Share

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Tsunami Selfie

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Showering in winter.

'There goes Tokyo.'

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'

'Whoah - surfs up!'

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

Dead mermaid