Beach Comedy Lovers Gifts

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'I think its being tapped.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Surf lift.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Seagulls on the South Beach diet

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Sun may cause cancer.

Cow going to Moood Beach.

"It's nice to get a break from the Stock Exchange."

'Are these turtle eggs?'