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Death Takes A Time-Share

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

That's my summer place.

'I think its being tapped.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Surf lift.

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

Seagulls on the South Beach diet

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Sun may cause cancer.

Cow going to Moood Beach.

"It's nice to get a break from the Stock Exchange."

Palm Tree Propeller