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"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I think its being tapped.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Tsunami Selfie

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"The starfish doesn't want to stay on top of our Christmas tree!"

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Dead mermaid

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Whoah - surfs up!'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"

'Look at those waves.'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'