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'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

One day on Mussel Beach.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

Why do men wear long short pants?

'I'm going to give you an extra week of vacation just to see if we can get along without you.'

Tsunami Selfie

'I am wearing my bikini!'

World's sma.... llest beach

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Dead mermaid

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"