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'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

Why do men wear long short pants?

Tsunami Selfie

'I am wearing my bikini!'

I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: Bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hid anything. I think it's about time our caf

'A working vacation, your honor?'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

Dead mermaid

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"

"What is this, bread?! No, man, we meant bread. We want your money."