Beach Humor Enjoyers Gifts

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I think its being tapped.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

Why do men wear long short pants?

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Tsunami Selfie

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'There goes Tokyo.'

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'Whoah - surfs up!'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

Dead mermaid

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"The starfish doesn't want to stay on top of our Christmas tree!"

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

'Look at those waves.'

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"