Beach Humor Enjoyers Gifts

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Why do men wear long short pants?

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Tsunami Selfie

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'There goes Tokyo.'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Dead mermaid

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Whoah - surfs up!'

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

"The starfish doesn't want to stay on top of our Christmas tree!"

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Look at those waves.'

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"