Beach Day Comedian Prints

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

No petting in the pool!

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Tsunami Selfie

Lost a sandal?

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'There goes Tokyo.'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

Dead mermaid