Beach Day Humorist Prints

'There goes Tokyo.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

Scene on the English coast.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Lost a sandal?

Tsunami Selfie

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'A working vacation, your honor?'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Toast with tanlines

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

New Season's Bathing Machines

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

Dead mermaid