Surfboard Comedian T-Shirts

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Scene on the English coast.

'I think its being tapped.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Fisherman catches a mine.

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Serf's up"

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Fish's Revenge.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

Octopus Manicure.