Skateboard Humorist Gifts

Dog on a skateboard.

The rocket powered skiier

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Tattoos sagging with time

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

The Hockey Puckey

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Show me the funny!

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

In evolutionary terms, the "fight or flight or self-deprecating humor response" was brief.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Roller Skating Pensioner

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'