Skateboard Humorist Mugs

Dog on a skateboard.

The rocket powered skiier

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Tattoos sagging with time

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Roller Skating Pensioner

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

"Ooonk! Too much club."