Skiing Humorist Mugs

The rocket powered skiier

"Beware the slippery slope, young man."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Rude Snowpeople

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"It needs a bit of work."

Bra falling from the sky.

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Dog on a skateboard.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

Agricultural Skier

Ski Lift

Chairlift to hell.

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Tide-l Wave.