Snowy Humorist Mugs

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Snowprov

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

It's a bit derivative.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Melted But Not Forgotten

The Itchy Back

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'