Snowy Jokester Mugs

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Snowman Driver

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

"If my husband starts nibbling your ear, you have my permission to confiscate his teeth."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'So we're agreed on 'Wishing Seasons Greetings' with the caveat that we are in no way guaranteeing happiness of goodwill over the festive season!'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

'How old am I? Well, let's just say I've survived five Christmases...'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Bad Santa.

"We got a problem, Mrs. Claus got the sleigh in the divorce."