Snowy Jokester Pillows

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"If my husband starts nibbling your ear, you have my permission to confiscate his teeth."

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'So we're agreed on 'Wishing Seasons Greetings' with the caveat that we are in no way guaranteeing happiness of goodwill over the festive season!'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Father Christmas sunbathing at the South Pole.

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Santa 'Swiss Cheese' Claus.

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."