Snowy Joke Lover Pillows

Caution Dry Floor

Snowprov

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"We've got to get this patient stabilized! Let's get him into the freezer!"

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

"Don't look! There is one of these nude perverts again!"

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Snowman Liposuction.

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

"These stupid seeds are frozen!" "I can't feel my hooves..." "Our little drinking pond is now a hockey rink! We're doomed!!" "Proof that animals hate winter."

'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'