Snow Joke Appreciator Pillows

'I'd seriously consider cryonics if Timmy can sneak me into the basement food freezer.'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I've made a snow angel."

'What are you doing?!'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"That guys a son of a birch."

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'