Snowy Joke Lover Gifts

Caution Dry Floor

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Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'You really need to get some balls.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"We've got to get this patient stabilized! Let's get him into the freezer!"

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

"Let's call it a day before we get frostbite."

Snowman Liposuction.

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

"I said to the boy, 'Oh, yeah, make me!' And he poked me with a stick and gave me two black eyes!"

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

"Don't look! There is one of these nude perverts again!"

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

"These stupid seeds are frozen!" "I can't feel my hooves..." "Our little drinking pond is now a hockey rink! We're doomed!!" "Proof that animals hate winter."

'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'