Snowy Pun Lover Gifts

"Just a little off the top."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowman Driver

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Accept cookies?

North Pole.

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"Fleece Navidad!"

What a pear?

"Let's take off the gloves."

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

Mackerel on 34th Street

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"Deck the hogs with boughs of holly. . ."

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'Apparently the thieves were looking for the gold, frankincense and myrrh.'

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'