Winter Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Dead Snowman Police Outlines.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Accept cookies?

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

North Pole.

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Global Warming.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.