Winter Pun Lover Gifts

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Visual Gag Snowman's execution by hairdryers

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Think about the honey."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Accept cookies?

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

North Pole.

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Snowman Romance

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"