Holiday Pun Lover Gifts

"Fleece Navidad!"

Mackerel on 34th Street

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Santa's Helpers

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I've made a terrible mistake."