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Dead Snowman Police Outlines.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Accept cookies?

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

North Pole.

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

Global Warming.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'You have mistle-TOE.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"That guys a son of a birch."

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.