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'It's a snow mobile.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Accept cookies?

North Pole.

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"No conifering, please."

Global Warming.

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

LARGE FRONT

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Deck the hogs with boughs of holly. . ."

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

A North pole dancer.

'Mince spy?'

Goodminton!

'You put a call into the pen?'

Man sits outside an STD clinic thinking of the twelve days of Christmas.

Visual Gag Snowman's execution by hairdryers

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

"Well, Blitzen is feeling a little low, so in her place I'm trying her brother, Blitzkrieg."

"Snow piled up?"

"Just a little off the top."

Dead Snowman Police Outlines.

"He sits on the bench in his job too. He's a judge."

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'