Snowy Humor Lover Gifts

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Hockey player and snowman

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowman Driver

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Bless you.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"