Snowy Humor Lover Gifts

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"Been working out?"

Hockey player and snowman

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"You have ice water in your veins."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Bless you.'