Snow Joke Lover Gifts

'Salt!... Salt!...'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I've made a snow angel."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

'You really need to get some balls.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"That guys a son of a birch."

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."