Snow Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"It needs a bit of work."