Comedy Skater Gifts

The Hockey Puckey

The rocket powered skiier

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Comedy Rule

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

His Other Shtick

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'Synchronised swimming.'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Dog on a skateboard.

"He should've passed the puck."

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Roller Skating Pensioner

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

Chairlift to hell.

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

"Beware the slippery slope, young man."

Man with skis on his behind - "Just in case I fall on my ass."

"I know some things I'll never do well...like stay on a diet, roller skate, fold a fitted bed sheet..."

Skier chasing his skis down the slope.