Skater Humorist Gifts

The rocket powered skiier

Gary turns 40.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Track & Field & Stream magazine

His Other Shtick

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'It started as just as skirmish, your majesty, and suddenly escalated into a hockey game!'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

The Club Singles Duel.