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The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

The rocket powered skiier

Gary turns 40.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

The Hockey Puckey

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

His Other Shtick

Track & Field & Stream magazine

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Show me the funny!

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

The Club Singles Duel.

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'It started as just as skirmish, your majesty, and suddenly escalated into a hockey game!'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope