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Roller Skating Pensioner

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Innovate or die.

The Hockey Puckey

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Penguins - one is skating.

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"Skaters gonna skate."

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

Helpful Dinosaurs

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Dog on a skateboard.

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

'Are you a football fan?'

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.