Skating Humor Lovers Pillows

Roller Skating Pensioner

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

Innovate or die.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Penguins - one is skating.

"Skaters gonna skate."

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

'Are you a football fan?'

Dog on a skateboard.

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Helpful Dinosaurs

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

'The runner was safe by a mile, but the ump called him out - and the coach went ballistic.'