Ice Skating Humorist Pillows

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

The rocket powered skiier

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Rude Snowpeople

Shaved Ice

Titanic iceberg auction

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

His Other Shtick

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"It needs a bit of work."

"He should've passed the puck."

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"Use a hockey stick – make it look like a game."

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope