Ice Rink Comedian Pillows

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The rocket powered skiier

Ice skater

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Shaved Ice

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Greco-polar wrestling

Titanic iceberg auction

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

His Other Shtick

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Deep Snow All Around

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"Use a hockey stick – make it look like a game."

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'