Ice Rink Comedian Pillows

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The rocket powered skiier

Ice skater

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Shaved Ice

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

The Hockey Puckey

Greco-polar wrestling

Titanic iceberg auction

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

My tail's cold.

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

His Other Shtick

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Deep Snow All Around

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

"Use a hockey stick – make it look like a game."

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'