Comedy Skiers Pillows

Skier leaves his skis behind.

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

The Hockey Puckey

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'You sure you've done this before?'

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Skis with stabilisers.

Border Guard

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Snow seat on skis.

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

Agricultural Skier

Ski Lift

Roller Skating Pensioner

Ski Lift

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

Chairlift to hell.

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

Mountain rescue: two men carry a mountain on a stretcher.

Ski Instructor

'No Bobby. This isn't a crime scene. Those are snow angels'

"Beware the slippery slope, young man."