Ski Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

'Bless you.'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Carrot shortage goes on.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'